10 Humor Quotes Of Jay Carter

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Jay Carter  humor quotes

Psychotics, say what you want about them, tend to make the first move.
– Jay Carter

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Dieting makes me want to murder everyone around me.
Jay Carter – The Broom Of The System

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Talk about solid turds all you want. The molecular integrity of shit is small potatoes.
Jay Carter – Infinite Jest

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Jay Carter  humor quotes

The integrity of my sleep has been forever compromised, sir.
– Jay Carter

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Jay Carter Infinite Jest quotes

I felt more solidly composed, now that I was horizontal. I was impossible to knock down.
Jay Carter – Infinite Jest

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Let’s not sit around and give each other hand-jobs.
– Jay Carter

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You have wondered perhaps, why all real accountants wear hats? They are today’s cowboys
– Jay Carter

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Jay Carter Girl With Curious Hair quotes

Hell hath no fury like a coolly received postmodernist.
Jay Carter – Girl With Curious Hair

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She smelled of talcum powder and Big Red.
Jay Carter – Oblivion

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Infinite Jest humor quotes

Mary had a little lamb, its fleece electrostatic / And everywhere Mary went, the lights became erratic.
Jay Carter – Infinite Jest

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