15 Humor Quotes Of Mar a Due As

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Mar a Due As best quotes

Porque o Aquaman consegue controlar baleias? Elas são mamíferos! Não faz sentido.
Mar a Due As – The Martian

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Diary of an AssCan humor quotes

I wish there were a way to spend more time on the surface. But oh well. 31 sols will have to do.
Mar a Due As – Diary Of An AssCan

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Mar a Due As humor quotes

WATNEY: Look! A pair of boobs! – (.Y.).
Mar a Due As – The Martian

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They hate you.Why?Cause you’re a dick, Mitch.
Mar a Due As – The Martian

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Mar a Due As humor quotes

So, in the face of overwhelming odds, I’m left with only one option: I’m going to have to science the shit out of this.
Mar a Due As – The Martian

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Mar a Due As The Martian humor quotes

I’m calling it the Watney Triangle because after what I’ve been through, shit on Mars should be named after me.
Mar a Due As – The Martian

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How dare you call me lazy? I’d come up with a scathing retort but, meh, I’m just not motivated.
Mar a Due As – Artemis

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Artemis best quotes

Nope. It’s one of the stupidest things I’ve ever done. And that’s a field of intense competition.
Mar a Due As – Artemis

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Mar a Due As best quotes

As with most of life’s problems, this one can be solved by a box of pure radiation.
Mar a Due As – The Martian

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Mar a Due As best quotes

Hartnell’s was for drinking. And you could get any drink you wanted, as long as it was beer.
Mar a Due As – Artemis

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Mar a Due As The Martian humor quotes

No, we will not tell our botany team to go fuck themslves.
Mar a Due As – The Martian

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Mars and my own stupidity keep trying to kill me.
Mar a Due As – The Martian

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Mar a Due As humor quotes

If ruining the only religious icon I have leaves me vulnerable to Martian vampires, I’ll have to risk it.
Mar a Due As – The Martian

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The Martian humor quotes

Godspeed, little taters.
Mar a Due As – The Martian

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Artemis best quotes

Listen, assholes, he said. I’m too gay to enjoy this catfight. Knock it off or I’ll bash your heads together.
Mar a Due As – Artemis

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