20 Humor Quotes Of H M C

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H M C best quotes

How do you like your eggs? she said. Hard or soft?Hard, he bit out. Why am I not surprised.
H M C – Crave

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Lover Unbound humor quotes

Man, it was a good thing vampires didn’t get cancer. Lately he’d been chain-smoking like a felon.
H M C – Lover Unbound

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H M C Lover Reborn quotes

Word of advice. These have a kick, so don’t suck too hard—Holy hypoxia, Batman.
H M C – Lover Reborn

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Lover Revealed best quotes

You’re such a pain in the ass. (Butch) Said the SIG to the Glock. (V)
H M C – Lover Revealed

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Lover Enshrined humor quotes

Gallows humor is part of having a doctor in the house. Deal with it.
H M C – Lover Enshrined

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H M C famous humor quotes

Gimme an S! A T! An O! A C! Followed by a K-H-O-L-M! What’s it spell? HEAD FUCK.- Jane
H M C – Lover Unbound

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Lover Revealed best quotes

Well, wasn’t this a night for firsts. Sex. Arson. Pants.
H M C – Lover Revealed

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H M C famous humor quotes

Jane: Focus is important. V: Only if you’re a microscope.
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H M C best quotes

The look in Manny´s eye was the ocular equivalent of a middle finger…
H M C – Lover Unleashed

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H M C Lover Reborn humor quotes

Aha! Lassiter pointed at the boob tube. You motherfucker! I knew you were the father!
H M C – Lover Reborn

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Lover Reborn humor quotes

Holy hypixia, Batman
H M C – Lover Reborn

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And I’m full aware of how much you don’t like me at this momentCan’t be a new thing for you Jim said
H M C – Covet

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H M C famous humor quotes

If sex were food, Rhage would haven been morbidly obese.
H M C – Dark Lover

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H M C Lover Unbound quotes

Terrific. A bisexual dominant vampire with kidnapping expertise.
H M C – Lover Unbound

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H M C famous humor quotes

I’m still convinced you’re doing my GTO, you bastard.
– H M C

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H M C humor quotes

V tired to imagine giving up his proclivities. My monster needs to get out. Especially now.
– H M C

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H M C Lover Eternal quotes

You’re some freaky shit, my brother. You really are
H M C – Lover Eternal

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That scent she threw off was not anything by Chanel. Unless they’d recently added a Tragedy line.
H M C – Lover Reborn

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Lover Revealed humor quotes

Hell, any plan that added and then we pray is not a trip to Disneyland.
H M C – Lover Revealed

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H M C best quotes

Funny thing about glass. When you broke the shit up, it got pissed and bit back.
H M C – Covet

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