21 Best Humor Quotes Of George R R Martin

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George R R Martin best quotes

“If you need help bark like a dog. – Gendry. That’s stupid. If I need help I’ll shout help. – Arya”
George R R Martin – A Clash Of Kings

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A Storm of Swords humor quotes

“Noseless and Handless, the Lannister Boys.”
George R R Martin – A Storm Of Swords

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George R R Martin best quotes

“Jon: Have you seen the wall? | Sam: I’m fat, not blind.”
George R R Martin – A Game Of Thrones

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A Dance with Dragons humor quotes

“These Kingsguard knights are as useless as nipples on a breastplate.”
George R R Martin – A Dance With Dragons

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George R R Martin A Game of Thrones quotes

“The king eats, they say, and the Hand takes the shit.”
George R R Martin – A Game Of Thrones

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George R R Martin famous humor quotes

“His lips look like two worms fucking.”
George R R Martin – A Clash Of Kings

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George R R Martin A Dance with Dragons quotes

“Now I understand why King Stannis let the wildlings through the Wall. He means for us to eat them.”
George R R Martin – A Dance With Dragons

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A Feast for Crows humor quotes

“Ser Arys was pleasant company abed, but wit and he were strangers. (Arianne Martell)”
George R R Martin – A Feast For Crows

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“Your boat’s not like to sink, I don’t think. Boats only sink when I’m aboard.”
George R R Martin – A Dance With Dragons

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George R R Martin humor quotes

“A ruler needs a good head and a true heart,” she famously told the king. “A cock is not essential.”
George R R Martin – Fire &Amp; Blood

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George R R Martin best quotes

“If you do shit gold, Father, find a privy and get busy, he wanted to say, but he knew better. –Tyrion Lannister”
George R R Martin – A Storm Of Swords

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“A man grows weary of having no lovers but his fingers.”
– George R R Martin

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George R R Martin famous humor quotes

“Dunk the lunk, thick as a castle wall.”
George R R Martin – The Hedge Knight

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George R R Martin humor quotes

“worms have crawled up your nose and eaten your wits.”
George R R Martin – A Clash Of Kings

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George R R Martin A Clash of Kings quotes

“If I were Mace Tyrell, I would sooner have Joffrey’s head on a pike than his cock in my daughter.”
George R R Martin – A Clash Of Kings

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George R R Martin A Clash of Kings humor quotes

“Have you noticed that the rain stopped the instant I had a roof above me? It will start again now that I’m back out.”
George R R Martin – A Clash Of Kings

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George R R Martin famous humor quotes

“Nothing discourages unwanted questions as much as a flow of pious bleating”
George R R Martin – A Storm Of Swords

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Fire & Blood best quotes

“The King’s Hand should have a hand,” the Hand said “I will not have men speaking of the King’s Stump”
George R R Martin – Fire &Amp; Blood

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George R R Martin Fire & Blood quotes

“I will leave the making of law to you, brother,” Prince Baelon declared, “I would sooner make sons.”
George R R Martin – Fire &Amp; Blood

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George R R Martin A Dance with Dragons quotes

“The last one was a bitch. this one was three bitches and a bastard”
George R R Martin – A Dance With Dragons

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A Game of Thrones humor quotes

“Mia moglie? Che gli Estranei se la portino alla dannazione!”
George R R Martin – A Game Of Thrones

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