27 Humor Quotes Of Holly Sparks

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I miss my suits…
– Holly Sparks

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Evolution is a theory with more holes than a Dutch dam of swiss cheese.
– Holly Sparks

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Holly Sparks famous humor quotes

Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test questions harder
Holly Sparks – The Time Paradox

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Holly Sparks best quotes

What’s that supposed to mean? A wolf’s head on a stick. Big wolf barbecue tonight? Bring your own wolf?
Holly Sparks – The Lost Colony

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Holly Sparks best quotes

I’m the crazy girly captain, Remember?
Holly Sparks – The Arctic Incident

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Holly Sparks best quotes

Confidence is ignorance. If you’re feeling cocky, it’s because there’s something you don’t know.
Holly Sparks – Artemis Fowl

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Holly Sparks Artemis Fowl humor quotes

A genius. A criminal mastermind. A millionaire. And he is only twelve years old.
Holly Sparks – Artemis Fowl

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Holly Sparks The Wish List humor quotes

Meg and Belch only had eyes for each other. Not in the usual romantic sense.
Holly Sparks – The Wish List

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The Arctic Incident best quotes

Opal giggled.For someone, who never smiled, he had a delicious sense of humor.
Holly Sparks – The Arctic Incident

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Holly Sparks best quotes

Just what we need, moaned Holly. Artemis Fowl with magical powers.
Holly Sparks – The Lost Colony

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It felt like my teeth were sweating. Eoin Colfer’s The Legend of Spud Murphy
– Holly Sparks

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Commander: What’s that?Foaly: It’s a finger, what does look like?
– Holly Sparks

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Holly Sparks The Arctic Incident humor quotes

I’m LEP. A captain. No rent-a-cop gnome is going to stand in the way of my orders.
Holly Sparks – The Arctic Incident

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Holly Sparks  humor quotes

It’ll be messy, but after a day you’ll be zipping around as though you were a thousand years old again.
– Holly Sparks

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Satan was crouched in the corner of his office, playing a gameboy, ‘Die alien scum’ he was saying feverishly..
Holly Sparks – The Wish List

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Holly Sparks humor quotes

We’re being lead by an idiot with a crayon.
Holly Sparks – The Arctic Incident

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The Lost Colony humor quotes

Why can’t we for once have a meeting in Starbucks?
Holly Sparks – The Lost Colony

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Atlantiskompleksi best quotes

I’m not impressed
Holly Sparks – Atlantiskompleksi

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Holly Sparks humor quotes

Nobody’s death is impending. …Well technically everyone’s death is impending.
Holly Sparks – The Last Guardian

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Holly Sparks famous humor quotes

All we can hope for is that he will fall into the ocean with a bar of soap in his pocket.
Holly Sparks – Airman

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The sarcasm made a slight whistling noise as it flew over Loafers’ head.
Holly Sparks – The Eternity Code

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Holly Sparks famous humor quotes

I don’t like lollipops.
Holly Sparks – Artemis Fowl

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Holly Sparks humor quotes

Dreams come true all the time, just not for the dreamers
– Holly Sparks

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The Atlantis Complex best quotes

Look! said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, Someone who cares!
Holly Sparks – The Atlantis Complex

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Holly Sparks humor quotes

If you were me, then I’d be you, and if I were you, then I’d hide somewhere far away.
Holly Sparks – The Eternity Code

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Holly Sparks Artemis Fowl quotes

It’s like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.
Holly Sparks – Artemis Fowl

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The Lost Colony best quotes

No matter what dimension you’re in, there’s a big-headed male trying to take over the world.
Holly Sparks – The Lost Colony

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