28 Humor Quotes Of N M Facile

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A young man who asks too much about clothing will find himself the subject of unflattering rumors.
N M Facile – When Did You See Her Last?

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القاريء الجيد .. من غير المحتمل أن يكون شريراً
N M Facile – The Slippery Slope

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The Reptile Room humor quotes

Count Olaf sounds like an awful person. I hope he is torn apart by wild animals someday. Wouldn’t that be satisfying?
N M Facile – The Reptile Room

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Life is a conundrum of esoterica.
N M Facile – The Reptile Room

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They’re book addicts.
N M Facile – The Miserable Mill

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Siblings that say they never fight are most definitely hiding something
N M Facile – Horseradish

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Tea should be as bitter as wormwod and as sharp as a two eged swordKit Snicket (a series of unfortunate events)
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If you enjoy books with happy endings than you are better off reading some other book.
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I suppose I’ll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.
N M Facile – The Penultimate Peril

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That night was a dark day. Of course, all nights are dark days, because night is simply a badly lit version of day, …
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The Lump of Coal humor quotes

Like many people who dress in black, the lump of coal was interested in becoming an artist.
N M Facile – The Lump Of Coal

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N M Facile The Slippery Slope quotes

Well-read people are less likely to be evil.
N M Facile – The Slippery Slope

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N M Facile Horseradish quotes

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.
N M Facile – Horseradish

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It is good to brush your teeth when you are angry, because you brush harder and do a better job.
N M Facile – Who Could That Be At This Hour?

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Pietrisycamollaviadelrechiotemexity.
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Wicked people never have time for reading. It’s one of the reasons for their wickedness.
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N M Facile The Reptile Room humor quotes

This is my knife. It is very sharp and very eager to hurt you.
N M Facile – The Reptile Room

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Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another.
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Writing is a dying form. One reads of this every day.
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Horseradish humor quotes

If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf.
N M Facile – Horseradish

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…Calling a person ‘sir’ can often help you get what you want, unless of course the person is a woman.
N M Facile – The Penultimate Peril

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The End best quotes

…he couldn’t help but think that nearly anything could be used as a weapon, if one was in a weaponry mood.
N M Facile – The End

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Those unable to catalog the past are doomed to repeat it.
N M Facile – The End

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Is the mask working? she asked me.How can I tell?If you can breath, then it’s working.
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N M Facile famous humor quotes

Perhaps I should just bury myself and become a diamond after thousands of years of intense pressure
N M Facile – The Lump Of Coal

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Literature doesn’t exactly have a strong mental-health track record.
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N M Facile famous humor quotes

If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.
N M Facile – The Wide Window

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N M Facile The Penultimate Peril quotes

So you’re a real person! I always thought you were a legendary figure, like unicorns or Giuseppe Verdi.
N M Facile – The Penultimate Peril

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