30 Humor Quotes Of Andrea Baker

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Andrea Baker Magic Bleeds quotes

Because he has the best equipment in the City and he knows how to use it!
Andrea Baker – Magic Bleeds

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Andrea Baker Magic Slays humor quotes

The Beast Lord way: often wrong but never in doubt.
Andrea Baker – Magic Slays

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Magic Bleeds best quotes

When you walk a dog on a short leash, she’s close enough to bite you.
Andrea Baker – Magic Bleeds

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Andrea Baker Magic Binds humor quotes

I would try being friends with her, but she’s too busy being a smartass.Now you know how the rest of us feel, Jim said.
Andrea Baker – Magic Binds

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Andrea Baker humor quotes

Nothing kills a party like an oversize metal hedgehog.
Andrea Baker – Magic Burns

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Andrea Baker Magic Binds quotes

I once took a city with five men and a lame goat.
Andrea Baker – Magic Binds

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Andrea Baker best quotes

I can’t give you the white picket fence, and if I did, you’d set it on fire.
Andrea Baker – Magic Bleeds

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Andrea Baker famous humor quotes

Your master plan has holes big enough to drive a truck through.
Andrea Baker – Magic Slays

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Andrea Baker  quotes

Great, now I’ve turned into a manga character who repeated everything everyone said.
– Andrea Baker

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Andrea Baker famous humor quotes

Rene looked at Grendel. What in the world is that?That’s our mutant attack poodle, I told her.Is he chewing on a gun?
Andrea Baker – Magic Slays

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Andrea Baker best quotes

Sh!t. F_ck sh!t.’….’Sh!t f_ck would have also been accepted.
Andrea Baker – Magic Strikes

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Andrea Baker famous humor quotes

Is there a cookie at the end of this lecture? … I got a cookie after all … Dear god, the cookie was poisoned.
Andrea Baker – Magic Rises

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Magic Slays best quotes

Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room.
Andrea Baker – Magic Slays

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Andrea Baker humor quotes

She had only two modes of operation: complete control or complete insanity.
Andrea Baker – Hex Appeal

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Andrea Baker famous humor quotes

What’s that?That’s my attack poodle.
Andrea Baker – Magic Bleeds

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Andrea Baker Magic Bleeds quotes

Just wait until he figures out I shut him out of his slut hut.
Andrea Baker – Magic Bleeds

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Andrea Baker famous humor quotes

Her eyes sparkled. You should try calling, ‘Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.’I will kill you and nobody will find your body.
Andrea Baker – Magic Triumphs

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On the Edge humor quotes

Georgie, stop trying to resurrect the shoes. They were never alive in the first place.
Andrea Baker – On The Edge

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Andrea Baker Magic Strikes quotes

Curran looked back at me. Why is it you always attract creeps?You tell me. Ha! Walked right into that one, yes, he did.
Andrea Baker – Magic Strikes

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Andrea Baker famous humor quotes

Does Curran not involve you in his strategic sessions? Ghastek asked. Nope, I’m just here to look pretty.
Andrea Baker – Magic Slays

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Magic Shifts humor quotes

Hail to the Beast Lord! I waved my spatula for emphasis.Jim spared me an ugly look and turned to Dali.
Andrea Baker – Magic Shifts

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Andrea Baker best quotes

I wondered if kicking him in the head would make the whole explanation pop out of his mouth in one chunk.
Andrea Baker – Magic Slays

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Magic Strikes humor quotes

I hit him on the back of the neck. He submerged. Help. I’ve drowned the Beast Lord.
Andrea Baker – Magic Strikes

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Andrea Baker Magic Strikes humor quotes

She had wailed loudly enough to wake the dead and make them call the cops.
Andrea Baker – Magic Strikes

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Andrea Baker famous humor quotes

Oh no, is it naked time?
Andrea Baker – Magic Bleeds

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Andrea Baker best quotes

It’s a reflex. Hear a bell, get food. See an undead, throw a knife. Same thing, really.
Andrea Baker – Magic Bites

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Magic Slays best quotes

I did some thinking. That is a very dangerous pastime, Ghastek said.
Andrea Baker – Magic Slays

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Andrea Baker best quotes

Mad Rogan: Resistance is futile.Nevada: You are not assimilating me!
Andrea Baker – Burn For Me

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Andrea Baker Magic Slays humor quotes

Did the Order return your sense of humor as part of the severance package?
Andrea Baker – Magic Slays

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Andrea Baker humor quotes

She pictured him exploding into bloody mist. No. Too quick.
Andrea Baker – Iron And Magic

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