30 Humor Quotes Of Bob Greene

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Someday son all this will be yours. Father and son atop a garbage dump.
– Bob Greene

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Nice, nice, very nice.
Bob Greene – Cat’s Cradle

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Player Piano best quotes

He would make a good lamp post if he’d weather better and didn’t have to eat.
Bob Greene – Player Piano

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Montana was naked, and so was Billy, of course. He had a tremendous wang, incidentally. You never know who’ll get one.
– Bob Greene

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To be is to do – SocratesTo do is to be – SartreDo Be Do Be Do – Sinatra
– Bob Greene

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Potential terrorist is a terrorist
Bob Greene – Galápagos

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Me and Mike, ve vork in mine,Holy shit, ve have good time.Vunce a veek ve get our pay,Holy shit, no vork next day.
– Bob Greene

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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to remedy anything.
– Bob Greene

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It is harder to be unhappy when you are eating Craig’s Ice Cream
Bob Greene – Breakfast Of Champions

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Slaughterhouse-Five humor quotes

They called themselves The Febs, which was an acronym for Four-eyed Bastards.
Bob Greene – Slaughterhouse-Five

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When things are going really well, we should take time to notice it.
– Bob Greene

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If you don’t know what a funnel is, get Mommy to show you one.
Bob Greene – The Sirens Of Titan

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Breakfast of Champions best quotes

A lamb was a young animal which was legendary for sleeping well on the planet Earth.
Bob Greene – Breakfast Of Champions

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Bob Greene Slapstick, or Lonesome No More! quotes

Why don’t you take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut? Why don’t you take a flying fuck at the mooooooooooooon?
Bob Greene – Slapstick, Or Lonesome No More!

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Ideas or the lack of them can cause disease!
Bob Greene – Breakfast Of Champions

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Only one English word adequately describes his transformation of the islands from worthless to priceless: magical.
Bob Greene – Galápagos

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Bob Greene Slaughterhouse-Five quotes

Billy Pilgrim has become unstuck in time.
Bob Greene – Slaughterhouse-Five

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Bob Greene famous humor quotes

If I am ever put to death on the hook, expect a very human performance.
– Bob Greene

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Bob Greene famous humor quotes

Take life seriously but none of the people in it.
– Bob Greene

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Bob Greene famous humor quotes

Time passed quickly. Constant did not move.
Bob Greene – The Sirens Of Titan

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Bob Greene Slaughterhouse-Five quotes

The champagne was dead. So it goes.
Bob Greene – Slaughterhouse-Five

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Bob Greene famous humor quotes

The only difference between Hitler and Bush is that Hitler was elected.
– Bob Greene

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The fat woman’s expression implied that she would go crazy on the spot if anybody did any more thinking.
Bob Greene – Cat’s Cradle

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I have no culture, no humane harmony in my brains. I can’t live without a culture anymore.
Bob Greene – Breakfast Of Champions

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Breakfast of Champions humor quotes

Nous esperons que notre grand-père vivra encore longtemps.
Bob Greene – Breakfast Of Champions

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The horse jumped over the fucking fence.
– Bob Greene

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The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.
– Bob Greene

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And yet another moral occurs to me now: Make love when you can. It’s good for you.
Bob Greene – Mother Night

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If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you’re a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind.
– Bob Greene

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Goodness me, the clock has struck-Alackday, and fuck my luck.
Bob Greene – Slaughterhouse-Five

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