32 Humor Quotes Of Stephen Cole

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You got style, you got class, you got the lips to kiss my ass.
Stephen Cole – Duma Key

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Stephen Cole Joyland quotes

What I know now is that gallant young men rarely get pussy. Put it on a sampler and hang it in your kitchen.
Stephen Cole – Joyland

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Stephen Cole humor quotes

Detta thought he and Eddie were monsters of some species she called Honk Mafahs.
Stephen Cole – The Drawing Of The Three

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Stephen Cole best quotes

The George George Stark George Starked over the Starky Stark.
Stephen Cole – The Dark Half

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Humor is almost always anger with its make-up on.
Stephen Cole – Bag Of Bones

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Stephen Cole best quotes

A boy who once wiped his ass with poison ivy probably doesn’t belong in a smart people’s club.
Stephen Cole – On Writing: A Memoir Of The Craft

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Stephen Cole humor quotes

That wasn’t any act of God. That was an act of pure human fuckery.
Stephen Cole – The Stand

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Stephen Cole famous humor quotes

That’s the curse of the reading class. We can be seduced by a good story even at the most inopportune moments.
Stephen Cole – 11/22/63

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The Dead Zone best quotes

I’m going out for a bottle of champagne. We’re going to get bombed.
Stephen Cole – The Dead Zone

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Most politicians lie for the same reason a monkey swings by his tail, which is to say because he can.
Stephen Cole – The Dark Tower

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Stephen Cole The Stand quotes

Hey, Trash, what did old lady Semple say when you torched her pension check?
Stephen Cole – The Stand

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Christine humor quotes

I think part of being a parent is trying to kill your kids.
Stephen Cole – Christine

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Stephen Cole famous humor quotes

FEAR stands for fuck everything and run.
Stephen Cole – Doctor Sleep

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Stephen Cole Doctor Sleep humor quotes

The best thing about being old is you don’t have to worry about dieing young.
Stephen Cole – Doctor Sleep

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Cujo best quotes

Abrakadabra, und alles verwandelt sich in einen großen Haufen Scheiße.
Stephen Cole – Cujo

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Tell him to shut up! Tell him there’s no crying in baseball!
Stephen Cole – Doctor Sleep

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The Dead Zone humor quotes

PRECOGNITION, TELEPATHY, BULLSHIT! EAT MY DONG, YOU EXTRASENSORY TURKEY!
Stephen Cole – The Dead Zone

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Stephen Cole famous humor quotes

I want to make sure I remember what real ugly is. I might want to tell my grandchildren someday.
Stephen Cole – The Dark Half

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Stephen Cole best quotes

Shit don’t mean shit
Stephen Cole – Finders Keepers

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You ought to sue that son of a whore
Stephen Cole – The Dead Zone

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Stephen Cole famous humor quotes

When the blood came out of my mouth I could taste my own shit.
Stephen Cole – The Gunslinger

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Stephen Cole best quotes

People who leave their drugs in a bathroom the guests use are just asking for trouble.
Stephen Cole – Full Dark, No Stars

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It humor quotes

Mrs. Cole was a perfect democrat. She hated all kids equally.
Stephen Cole – It

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Stephen Cole  humor quotes

Case fuckin closed.
– Stephen Cole

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Stephen Cole famous humor quotes

I saw something even more beautiful than a sense of humor: an appreciation for life’s essential absurdity.
Stephen Cole – 11/22/63

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Luck was a joke. Even good luck was just bad luck with its hair combed.
Stephen Cole – Everything’s Eventual: 14 Dark Tales

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I pointed at Wireman’s forehead. This is your brain, I said. Then I pointed at my easel. This is your brain on canvas.
Stephen Cole – Duma Key

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Good luck is just bad luck with its hair combed.
– Stephen Cole

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I watched Titanic when I got back home from the hospital, and cried. I knew that my IQ had been damaged.
– Stephen Cole

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Stephen Cole Pet Sematary humor quotes

I’m going crazy, Louis thought wonderingly. Wheeeeee!
Stephen Cole – Pet Sematary

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Stephen Cole best quotes

men were not so much gifted with penises as cursed with them.
Stephen Cole – Gerald’s Game

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Desperation humor quotes

Oh shit, the mummy’s after us, let’s all walk a little faster
Stephen Cole – Desperation

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