36 Humor Quotes Of Alexander Grin

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Alexander Grin famous humor quotes

Hotter than me? –Jace
Alexander Grin – City Of Fallen Angels

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Alexander Grin best quotes

So, technically, Simon said, even though Jace isn’t actually related to you, you have kissed your brother.
Alexander Grin – City Of Glass

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Alexander Grin humor quotes

And I remind you of your mother now? I have got to look into a manlier cologne.
– Alexander Grin

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City of Heavenly Fire best quotes

Remember how before, I was talking about Dungeons and Dragons?Vividly, Jace said. It was a dark time.
Alexander Grin – City Of Heavenly Fire

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Alexander Grin best quotes

Well, you’ll have to wait till tomorrow. I’m out of commission. (he points to his shirt) Look. Jammies.
Alexander Grin – City Of Bones

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City of Ashes humor quotes

Lawful good to lawful evil! said Simon, pleased.He’s quoting Dungeons and Dragons, said Clary. Ignore him.
Alexander Grin – City Of Ashes

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We seemed to be trapped in an episode of One Life To Waste. It’s all very dull.
– Alexander Grin

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My rapier wit hides my inner pain.
– Alexander Grin

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Alexander Grin City of Bones quotes

Going round and around inside a dryer can be fatal, whereas pasta is rarely fatal. Unless Isabelle makes it.
Alexander Grin – City Of Bones

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Alexander Grin best quotes

It means ‘Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of our Enemies Since 1234’.
Alexander Grin – City Of Bones

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Alexander Grin City of Bones quotes

Also, I’m sleeping with your mom. Just thought you should know.
Alexander Grin – City Of Bones

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City of Fallen Angels best quotes

I think she just asked if she could touch my mango.
Alexander Grin – City Of Fallen Angels

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Alexander Grin City of Fallen Angels quotes

Maryse sighed.Nothing conclusive.If only the dead could talk,eh,Lucian?
Alexander Grin – City Of Fallen Angels

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City of Ashes humor quotes

I can only assume, said Jace, that mortal emotions amuse you because you have none of your own.
Alexander Grin – City Of Ashes

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Alexander Grin humor quotes

Jesus! Luke exclaimed.Actually, it’s just me, said Simon. Although I’ve been told the resemblance is startling.
– Alexander Grin

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City of Ashes humor quotes

Every time I annoy him he retreats into his No Mundanes Allowed tree house. Simon pointed at Jace.
Alexander Grin – City Of Ashes

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Alexander Grin best quotes

Fire wants to burn Water wants to flow Air wants to rise Earth wants to bindChaos wants to devourCal wants to live
Alexander Grin – The Iron Trial

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Alexander Grin best quotes

Why do you tell me you love me only when you’re drunk or dreaming? she asked. I have awful timing, said Simon
Alexander Grin – City Of Heavenly Fire

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Alexander Grin humor quotes

i told you he’d freak out, she siad. didn’t i?ah, the i told you so, jace said. always a classy move
Alexander Grin – City Of Glass

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City of Ashes best quotes

Jace suggested that the cast of Gilligan’s Island could go do something anatomically unlikely with themselves.
Alexander Grin – City Of Ashes

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City of Bones humor quotes

A diary with no drawings of me in it? Where are the torrid fantasies? The romance covers?
Alexander Grin – City Of Bones

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Alexander Grin City of Bones humor quotes

Chairmen Meow deserves me every effort.
Alexander Grin – City Of Bones

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Alexander Grin humor quotes

As it turned out, everyone wanted a doughnut. Jace wanted two.
– Alexander Grin

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Never doubt my weaseling abilities, Shadowhunter, for they are epic and memorable in their scope.
– Alexander Grin

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City of Lost Souls humor quotes

I’m warning you, that jacket is sexy. The Institute could go up in sexy, sexy flames.
Alexander Grin – City Of Lost Souls

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City of Ashes best quotes

I don’t do what I’m told, but I might do what you want if you ask me nicely.
Alexander Grin – City Of Ashes

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We need to talk. All of us About what we’re going to do now.I was going to watch Project Runway.
Alexander Grin – City Of Ashes

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Alexander Grin humor quotes

Please tell me you did not bring me out here so you could tell me a very boring story about your sister.
Alexander Grin – City Of Fallen Angels

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Alexander Grin best quotes

Kyle is a werewolf?asked Simon Of course he’s a werewolf,you moronsaid Jace
Alexander Grin – City Of Fallen Angels

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Alexander Grin best quotes

There’s no need to clarify my finger snap, said Magnus. The implication was clear in the snap itself.
Alexander Grin – City Of Ashes

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Alexander Grin humor quotes

I hate that stuff. It tastes like feet.At that he smiled. How would you know what feet taste like?I just know.
Alexander Grin – City Of Glass

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Alexander Grin Clockwork Princess humor quotes

Perhaps not, said Will, who had ears like a bat’s. But I would make a radiant bride.
Alexander Grin – Clockwork Princess

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James Carstairs! Jem! Where are you, you disloyal bastard?
Alexander Grin – Clockwork Angel

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Alexander Grin Clockwork Angel humor quotes

Were you thinking about eating me? Will inquired.No!No one would blame you, said Jem. He’s very annoying.
Alexander Grin – Clockwork Angel

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Alexander Grin City of Lost Souls humor quotes

I knew you were crazy, but I didn’t realize that you were out of your goddamned mind!!
Alexander Grin – City Of Lost Souls

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Alexander Grin City of Ashes humor quotes

As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?
Alexander Grin – City Of Ashes

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