36 Humor Quotes Of Christopher Sharp

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Christopher Sharp Fluke: Or, I Know Why the Winged Whale Sings humor quotes

All killer whales are named Kevin. You knew that, right?
Christopher Sharp – Fluke: Or, I Know Why The Winged Whale Sings

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Christopher Sharp You Suck humor quotes

Not our problem. We don’t have a dead blue hooker in our apartment.
Christopher Sharp – You Suck

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OMFGEIGHTPOUNDBABYJESUSONAPOGOSTICK WHAT?
– Christopher Sharp

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Christopher Sharp Fluke: Or, I Know Why the Winged Whale Sings humor quotes

Shoes off in the whale! And don’t try and make a break for the anus.
Christopher Sharp – Fluke: Or, I Know Why The Winged Whale Sings

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Christopher Sharp The Serpent of Venice humor quotes

The two had been together since they were little girls, and so loved and hated each other like sisters.
Christopher Sharp – The Serpent Of Venice

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What the hell good was it to be the Lord of the Underworld if there was fuzz on your underdone toast.
Christopher Sharp – A Dirty Job

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Christopher Sharp The Serpent of Venice quotes

I’m feeling full of tiny princes, bustling to get out into the world and start plotting against one another.
Christopher Sharp – The Serpent Of Venice

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Practical Demonkeeping best quotes

May the IRS find that you deduct your pet sheep as an entertainment expense.
Christopher Sharp – Practical Demonkeeping

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Christopher Sharp best quotes

I have followed my penis into helland returned with the story.
Christopher Sharp – Bloodsucking Fiends

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Christopher Sharp famous humor quotes

Cofishes-other fish in a group, coworkers, cohorts, etc. Shut up, it’s a word.
Christopher Sharp – Fool

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Christopher Sharp famous humor quotes

She’s so small, yet she contains so much evil.
Christopher Sharp – Fluke: Or, I Know Why The Winged Whale Sings

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Christopher Sharp Practical Demonkeeping quotes

If you think anyone is sane you just don’t know enough about them.
Christopher Sharp – Practical Demonkeeping

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Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place.
– Christopher Sharp

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Ack! Parables. I hate parables.
– Christopher Sharp

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Christopher Sharp humor quotes

There’s always a bloody ghost.
Christopher Sharp – Fool

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Christopher Sharp famous humor quotes

I fink I gots deaf on me willie.
Christopher Sharp – Fool

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Christopher Sharp Practical Demonkeeping quotes

The prospect of change is a many-fanged beast, my dear.
Christopher Sharp – Practical Demonkeeping

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Christopher Sharp Bloodsucking Fiends quotes

I’ve won Satan’s lottery.
Christopher Sharp – Bloodsucking Fiends

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Fuckstockings!
– Christopher Sharp

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Christopher Sharp You Suck humor quotes

I’m poor and my cat is huge.
Christopher Sharp – You Suck

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Christopher Sharp famous humor quotes

There’s some heinous fuckery goin’ on mon.
Christopher Sharp – Fluke: Or, I Know Why The Winged Whale Sings

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Christopher Sharp Fool humor quotes

I love you above all things, even pie.
Christopher Sharp – Fool

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Most killer whales are just four tons of doofus dressed up like a police car.
Christopher Sharp – Fluke: Or, I Know Why The Winged Whale Sings

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Christopher Sharp  humor quotes

It’s like time travel only, you know, slower…
– Christopher Sharp

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Christopher Sharp The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror humor quotes

He has the attention span of a hummingbird.
– Christopher Sharp

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Christopher Sharp humor quotes

So I am death Charlie said then turned to his daughter while buttering his toast.This is death toast sweety.
Christopher Sharp – A Dirty Job

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Rivera rubbed his temples. Satan told you to do it? he said wearily.No.Elvis?I told you, it’s supernatural.
Christopher Sharp – Bloodsucking Fiends

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The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove humor quotes

I think I’m what they call a never-was.
Christopher Sharp – The Lust Lizard Of Melancholy Cove

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Bloodsucking Fiends humor quotes

Why write a song when no one can play the notes or understand the lyrics?
Christopher Sharp – Bloodsucking Fiends

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Christopher Sharp best quotes

That’s the scary thing about hope, she said. If you let it go too long it turns into faith.
Christopher Sharp – Coyote Blue

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Devil’s Food?You can only eat so much white cake, my friend.
– Christopher Sharp

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Christopher Sharp humor quotes

He tapped into the Zen of ignorance, the enlightenment of absurdity.
– Christopher Sharp

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Bloodsucking Fiends best quotes

He was a writer and words were his weapons.
Christopher Sharp – Bloodsucking Fiends

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Christopher Sharp Fool quotes

Жизнь — одиночество, изредка нарушаемое богами, которые дразнят нас своей дружбой и случайным трахом.
Christopher Sharp – Fool

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Practical Demonkeeping humor quotes

I’ve seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores.
Christopher Sharp – Practical Demonkeeping

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Christopher Sharp humor quotes

Holy ripened fuckcheese!
Christopher Sharp – The Serpent Of Venice

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