1. “Because he has the best equipment in the City and he knows how to use it!” Andrea Baker – Magic Bleeds 2. “The Beast Lord way: often wrong but never in doubt.” Andrea Baker – Magic Slays 3. “When you walk a dog on a short leash, she’s close enough to bite you.” Andrea […]
7 Humor Quotes Of Colleen Houck
1. “You look about as trapped as a piglet at a baby back ribs cookoff.” – Colleen Houck 2. “Whew! You two are blowing hotter air than a tornado circlin’ a volcano in Hades.” – Colleen Houck 3. “A tiger only needs three things to be comfortable. Lots of food, sleep, and…actually, no it’s just […]
20 Humor Quotes Of H M C
1. “How do you like your eggs? she said. Hard or soft?Hard, he bit out. Why am I not surprised.” H M C – Crave 2. “Man, it was a good thing vampires didn’t get cancer. Lately he’d been chain-smoking like a felon.” H M C – Lover Unbound 3. “Word of advice. These have […]
28 Humor Quotes Of N M Facile
1. “A young man who asks too much about clothing will find himself the subject of unflattering rumors.” N M Facile – When Did You See Her Last? 2. “القاريء الجيد .. من غير المحتمل أن يكون شريراً” N M Facile – The Slippery Slope 3. “Count Olaf sounds like an awful person. I hope […]
27 Humor Quotes Of Holly Sparks
1. “I miss my suits…” – Holly Sparks 2. “Evolution is a theory with more holes than a Dutch dam of swiss cheese.” – Holly Sparks 3. “Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test questions harder” Holly Sparks – The Time Paradox 4. “What’s […]
17 Humor Quotes Of Charlaine Harris
1. ““You are speaking of my future lover. Be more respectful.”” Charlaine Harris – Club Dead 2. ““It’s probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he’s absolutely lethal.”” Charlaine Harris – Dead To The World 3. ““Hey, our hair’s the same color, I said, eying us side by side […]
14 Humor Quotes Of Veronica Blade
1. “All three combined is…a different kind of stupid formerly unheard of by humankind.” Veronica Blade – Divergent 2. “I didn’t know that idiocy caused people to just start spontaneously bleeding from the nose.” Veronica Blade – Allegiant 3. “A Dauntless Ferris wheel wouldn’t have cars. You would just hang on tight with your hands, […]
12 Humor Quotes Of Charles Bukowski
1. “Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink.” – Charles Bukowski 2. “A i urreni njerëzit?Unë nuk i urrej ata … Unë vetëm ndjehen mirë kur ata nuk janë përreth. ” Charles Bukowski – Barfly 3. “I looked around for a fly to kill” Charles Bukowski – Pulp 4. “You boys can keep […]
10 Humor Quotes Of Penny Reid
1. “The color of her eyes was mossy gold. It make me want to write crap poetry and hire a skywriter. Quinn Sullivan” Penny Reid – Neanderthal Seeks Human 2. “His pasty, white wang. Gross.” Penny Reid – Friends Without Benefits 3. “These stubborn people and their demands were like cracker crumbs in my beard: […]
15 Humor Quotes Of Julia Crane
1. “To call that writing, madam, is an insult to quills and ink across the world.” Julia Crane – To Catch An Heiress 2. “As far as bad ideas went, this stole the prize.” Julia Crane – It’s In His Kiss 3. “Watch over Honoria, will you? See that she doesn’t marry an idiot.” Julia […]